The deaf once called the deaf to the deaf judge – right now; The first deaf cried: “He’s spoiled my own cow!” – “For goodness’ sake,” to that another blared, “This plot belonged still to my late granddad!” “To stop a sin,” decided the judge witty, “The pal’s to marry her, though the wench is guilty.” Translated by Yevgeny Bonver, March 2, 2003